#1. New deodorant! I had to make a quick shopping trip to Shopko because certain children who shall not be named decided it would be cool to push up my entire deodorant stick and use it as both the writing utensil and eraser on a beautiful drawing. This of course rendered my body odor masking agent useless. So I go pick up deodorant and grab what I think is the same thing. I apply it in the morning and I feel instantly different. What is it? It's a tingle! Not in my underarm, but in my brain. I'm now using the "Official Scent of Confidence." Unintended purchase, but unbelievable results. Thank you Old Spice.
#2. I kinda want to be a private eye. I know it's probably boring the vast majority of the time. Sitting in your car waiting for somebody to come out of a building doesn't sound like a lot of fun. But, imagine the thrill when your target steps out of that building and you follow them around the city taking pictures, keeping a safe distance. You'd probably find out that your target's life is as boring as yours is, but what if it wasn't. How awesome would it be to break a big case and go tell your client that their business partner has off-shore accounts and they are embezzling money. "And I have the pictures to prove it!" So rad.
#3. New Years resolution. I'm in a bind here. I don't really believe in resolutions. Mostly because I feel I'm about as good as I'm going to get. Can't mess with perfection right? So maybe a good resolution would be to tone down my coolness for the year, which will leave me with a great opportunity for next year to improve myself back to my previous perfect self. Actually, maybe I should resolve to tone down the sarcasm a bit.
#4. Joe Dirt...Good Movie
#5. Oh, lastly, it's "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less."
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